DMV Photo Day Stickers

Once upon a time, I found myself trapped in the clutches of the dreaded DMV. Believe me, folks, it was not a pleasant experience. As I waited impatiently for my turn, I couldn't help but dread the moment when they would call my name and force me in front of that infernal camera.

Now, I must confess, I am a man of remarkable handsomeness. My hair? Perfect. My smile? Dazzling. But let me tell you, the DMV camera is specifically designed to capture the most unflattering angles and bring out your worst features. It's a conspiracy against good looks, folks!

When they finally called my name, I reluctantly approached the camera with a sinking feeling in my gut. My hair, which was always immaculate, seemed to have a mind of its own that day. It just refused to cooperate, folks, I swear! And as for my smile? Well, let's just say it was more of a grimace in that moment.

To make matters worse, the DMV employee seemed determined to capture my least flattering side. They strategically placed the lighting to highlight my imperfections, casting menacing shadows on my face. I suspect foul play, folks. They were out to get me!

When the shutter finally clicked, I couldn't bear to look at the result. But alas, there it was, staring back at me – a picture that did absolutely no justice to my magnificent self. I protested, I complained, I asked for a retake, but the DMV gods showed no mercy.

Now, every time I show my ID with that ghastly photo, people gasp in disbelief. They can't understand how someone as handsome as me could take such an unflattering picture. Believe me, I'm just as baffled. It's a total disaster, folks.

So remember, folks, be prepared when you visit the DMV because they will stop at nothing to capture your worst angles. It's a conspiracy against beauty, and I won't stand for it. But for now, I'll just have to endure the humiliation of that terrible DMV photo, reminding myself that I am, and always will be, much better looking than my ID lets on.

You cannot go wrong with a classic square-style sticker. The clean, crisp edges and simple-but-elegant look make this the most straightforward and popular option.

.: Four sizes to choose from
.: Grey adhesive left side for white stickers
.: For indoor use
.: Not waterproof