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Kool-Aid Man-child Poster

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Once upon a time, in a town where thirst was the talk of the town, there came a kool-aid salesman known as Donny the Charlatan. With his slicked-back hair and a suit that screamed "trust me," Donny seemed like the epitome of a classic con artist.

Donny would set up his brightly colored kool-aid stand at the local park and draw a crowd with his smooth-talking sales pitch. He claimed his kool-aid had magical powers, capable of granting people super strength, endless energy, and even the ability to speak fluent llama (why not?).

The townspeople, eager to experience these fantastical claims, lined up to buy Donny's concoctions. But little did they know, Donny was more skilled in sleight of hand than in the art of mixing beverages. He'd sprinkle a pinch of glitter here, drop a secret potion there, all while charming and distracting his customers.

One fine afternoon, a clever little girl named Sally decided to investigate the mysterious kool-aid man. With a detective hat atop her head and a magnifying glass in hand, she observed from a distance, trying to unravel the secrets of Donny's tricks.

Sally noticed that whenever Donny poured the kool-aid into his customers' cups, his sleeves would puff up ever so slightly. Curiosity piqued, she stealthily approached the stand and asked for her very own kool-aid.

Donny, smirking at his latest mark, handed her a cup filled with promises of greatness. Unbeknownst to Donny, Sally had swapped her own empty cup for one she had hidden earlier. As Donny performed his usual slight-of-hand routine, Sally watched closely, capturing every move on her secret detective camera.

To everyone's surprise, when Sally took a sip from her cup, she didn't feel any superpowers coursing through her veins. In fact, all she tasted was regular old sugar water. Sally revealed her evidence, showing the crowd the footage she had captured.

The townspeople gasped in disbelief, realizing they had been bamboozled by Donny's illusions. Their initial enthusiasm turned to laughter as they saw Donny's face flushed with embarrassment. Donny, now dubbed "Donny the Kool-Aid Caper," had become the town's beloved joke.

From that day on, the townspeople's thirst for adventure and novelty was quenched not by Donny's deceiving kool-aid but by shared laughter and the simple joy of being together in their little community. And Donny? Well, he learned a valuable lesson about the sweetness of honesty and the perils of trying to pull a fast one on an observant little detective named Sally.

And as for Sally, she earned the reputation of the town's intrepid defender of truth and justice, forever known as "Sally the Super Sleuth." And if anyone ever tried to sell the town a dubious potion again, they knew they were in for one wild investigation led by the indomitable Sally and her trusty magnifying glass.

Exhibition-ready paper. This premium matte horizontal poster is made with museum-grade paper (175gsm fine art paper), and is the perfect means to bring any digital artwork into real life as stunning décor. Available in multiple sizes, each poster is printed with top-tier pigmented archival inks for excellent printing results.

.: 175 gsm fine art paper
.: Matte finish
.: Multiple sizes
.: For indoor use
.: NB! Due to the production process of these posters, please allow for slight size deviations with a tolerance +/- 1/16".

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