Kool-Aid Selling Conman on the Loose Poster

In a shocking turn of events, an enormous Kool-Aid selling conman is wreaking havoc throughout the city. Authorities are currently on high alert as this fraudster, armed with buckets of sugary deception, is scamming unsuspecting victims with promises of irresistible, super-sized Kool-Aid bottles.

Eyewitnesses describe the conman as a towering figure, donning a huge diaper with Kool-Aid packets inside. Reports indicate that he lures innocent bystanders with flashy slogans and counterfeit promotional offers, only to disappear with their hard-earned cash.

As news of this audacious con spreads, local law enforcement agencies are urging citizens to remain vigilant and report any suspicious individuals matching the conman's description. They advise the public to be cautious of unsolicited Kool-Aid offers and recommend purchasing from verified sources.

Residents are advised to keep their doors locked and refrain from engaging with anyone claiming to be a Kool-Aid salesman unless verified by known retailers or authorized vendors.

We will continue to update you as more information becomes available. Stay tuned to this channel for the latest on the search for the enormous Kool-Aid selling conman.

Remember, if a deal seems too good to be true, it probably is. Stay safe and protect yourself from this deceptive con artist.

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