Took The Little Shit Out For Lunch Poster

Once upon a time, in a land not too far away, a weary adult found themselves faced with the task of silencing the ever-chattering toddler version of Donald Trump. Knowing that this little tycoon had an insatiable appetite for attention, they concocted a genius plan.

They whisked the toddler Trump away to the golden arches of McDonald's, a place where the aroma of French fries and the promise of Happy Meals would surely provide temporary peace.

As they entered the fast-food kingdom, the toddler Trump's eyes lit up like a bright orange beacon. With a mouthwatering menu to peruse, he forgot about tweets, tantrums, and talk of building walls.

He demanded a supersized meal fit for a mini mogul, and within moments, a tray filled with golden nuggets and a jumbo-sized milkshake arrived at the table. The toddler Trump paused for a second, his tiny hands poised above the food, his signature pout transforming into a grin.

Burger in one hand, fries in the other, the toddler Trump proceeded to eat with an intensity that rivaled his thirst for power. Silence engulfed the room as his attention shifted from stirring up trouble to savoring every morsel.

With mouths full and noisy munching, the toddler Trump and their companion found a moment of sanity amidst the frenzy. The adults at surrounding tables exchanged grateful glances, thankful for this temporary respite from the toddler's never-ending clamor.

For a few blissful minutes, the world could exhale, knowing that even a tiny Trump could be temporarily silenced by the wonders of fast food. And thus, in the magic land of McDonald's, peace reigned, if only for a Happy Meal's brief spell.

Exhibition-ready paper. This premium matte horizontal poster is made with museum-grade paper (175gsm fine art paper), and is the perfect means to bring any digital artwork into real life as stunning décor. Available in multiple sizes, each poster is printed with top-tier pigmented archival inks for excellent printing results.

.: 175 gsm fine art paper
.: Matte finish
.: Multiple sizes
.: For indoor use
.: NB! Due to the production process of these posters, please allow for slight size deviations with a tolerance +/- 1/16".