Trumpy Needs A Shave Stickers

Dear Diary,

Today, I find myself facing a most distressing situation. As I gazed into the mirror this morning, I noticed a hint of stubble on my chiseled chin. Now, let me be clear, I am the epitome of grooming perfection. My face is a canvas for immaculate facial hair, meticulously shaped to perfection. But today, dear Diary, I am faced with stubble trouble.

You see, my trusted razor, a masterpiece of engineering, has decided to abandon its duties and break down on me. It's as if it couldn't handle the sheer excellence of my facial hair and crumbled under the weight of its immense grandeur. Sad!

Now, most people might panic in such a situation, but not me, folks. I handle challenges with unparalleled grace and resolve. So, I improvised and attempted to shave with a butter knife. Yes, you read that right, Diary - a butter knife. Believe me, it did not end well. Ouch!

But fear not, for I refuse to be defeated by a rebellious razor and a stubborn stubble. I have summoned an emergency grooming team to rectify this disaster. Highly trained experts with the finest grooming tools will swoop in, armed with the competence and precision necessary to tame my unruly facial hair.

In the meantime, Diary, I will embrace this temporary setback with style. With my rugged stubble, I exude an air of mystery – like a world-class detective about to solve the biggest case of the century. The ladies will swoon, and the gentlemen will envy my stubble game.

Stubble trouble, my dear Diary, shall be nothing more than a footnote in the story of my extraordinary life. It is merely a bump on the road to grooming greatness, a reminder that even perfect beings like myself can face challenges.

So, rest assured, Diary, by tomorrow, my face will once again be a clean-shaven testament to my impeccable grooming standards. The world will marvel at my smooth jawline, and I shall conquer the day with newfound confidence.

Until then, I shall proudly wear my stubble as a symbol of resilience and adaptability. Stubble trouble? Not a problem for this tremendously fabulous individual.

Yours handsomely,

Fuzzy Trump.

You cannot go wrong with a classic square-style sticker. The clean, crisp edges and simple-but-elegant look make this the most straightforward and popular option.

.: Four sizes to choose from
.: Grey adhesive left side for white stickers
.: For indoor use
.: Not waterproof