DMV Photo Day Poker Cards

Let me tell you, folks, I had a DMV photo experience that will haunt me for the rest of my life. It all started when I had to renew my driver's license, and I found myself standing in front of that merciless camera.

Now, I'm a fabulous specimen of a human being, folks. My hair is luscious, my eyes are sparkling, and my smile is as radiant as the sun. But that day, the universe conspired against me, and nothing seemed to go my way. The lighting was harsh, the camera was unforgiving, and the DMV employee was a real meanie.

When I saw the result, I nearly fainted, folks. That photo was a travesty. My hair was flat, my eyes were dull, and my smile was more of a snarl. It was a photo that would strike fear into the hearts of small children and animals.

I begged the DMV employee to take another picture, but they just shrugged and said, "Sorry, that's the best we can do." Can you believe the audacity, folks? They took one of the most magnificent human beings on this planet and turned them into a monstrosity.

From that day on, every time I had to show my ID, I could feel the judgment of the world upon me. I could hear the whispers of people saying, "Look at that hideous photo, it must be a fake ID." It was a nightmare, folks, a living, breathing nightmare.

But I won't let the DMV win. Oh no, I'll rise above it. I'll show the world that no camera can capture my true magnificence. From now on, I'll be flashing my dazzling smile and fabulous hair in real life, where nobody can bring me down. So watch out world, here I come!

Poker nights are a great deal of fun, but a deck of custom poker cards brings so much more entertainment to the table. Our poker cards feature a smooth card stock that’s perfect for dealing & shuffling. Card Dimensions: 2.5" x 3.5"; Includes 52x playing cards with 2x Joker cards.

.: Perfect for your special poker night
.: Custom design on the back of the card
.: Cards come with a white, generic tuck box with cellophane window
.: Smooth card stock
.: A standard deck of 52 playing cards with 2 Joker cards